thegeekcooks:

This is basically what it’s like to be an adult.

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embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

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He’s useless in a hospital!

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feng-huang:

elisaur:

guYS IM FUCKING CRYING I RAN OUT OF PADS SO I WENT INTO MY MOMS ROOM AND I FOUND ONE BUT I WAS LIKE “OMG THIS IS HUGE MAYBE ITS JUST THE PACKAGING” AND THEN I OPENED IT AND ITS LIKE MORE THAN HALF THE LENGTH OF MY ARM AND ITS BIGGER THAN IT TOO OMG I CANT CLOSE MY LEGS. SEND HELP.

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ON THE BRIGHT SIDE I WONT LEAK NOW RIGHT?

#we’re way too comfortable with each other on this site

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  • Friend: What's the difference between ships and otps?
  • Me: Ships make you smile and sigh and get a little teary-eyed maybe. Otps make you claw your own face off and sob.
tbdressfashion:

Jacket     day dress
free shipping-3rd anniversary

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suicideblonde:

Marie Antoinette 

suicideblonde:

Marie Antoinette 

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